May 2013
macpookbro:
the only sport i do is when i bring groceries in and it’s called how many bags can i take with one hand so i don’t have to go back and get more
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
hotchoirgirl:
I’m too lazy to be friends with people
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
dampsandwich:
my own face pisses me off
rabioheab:
people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
heyfunniest:
everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting
FATTER
darrynek:
wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
niggapus:
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
April 2013
i’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
smilesandmemes:
day 4 in the yard; my milkshake has melted and is beginning to spoil, still no sign of the boys
kawrying:
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
